For a long time, I was dating a hardcore Star Wars superfan – it’s telling that the first thing I noticed in this set was actually not the gorgeous Brooke Marks (who I do love mightily, if you haven’t guessed yet by the tongue-bathing that I give her every time I post her stuff), but it was the Stormtrooper painting behind her. “THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME GIFT FOR HI- oh, right…”, was basically my reaction just now. Ah well, it’s still a hell of an awesome photo set, even if it kinda gives me the sads. I am sort of loling at the fact that she put the Lando, Chewbacca and C3P0 figures in her panties. I wonder if that was a random choice (I mean, Lando is pretty dreamy, but Chewbacca? Uh… not so much), or carefully calculated? And do all the other action figures feel like they got totally left out of the hot Brooke action? How on earth did I even end up seriously thinking about this? Did I use action figures to type out this entire gallery description? The world may never know. But at least you can see Brooke’s cute booty!

I feel like I’ve seen this exact shirt in so many big boob pictorials and porn videos – but then again, it’s easy to see why this style would be favored. After all, it really does showcase large tits quite nicely. Case in point: the lovely Miss Nicola’s bountiful breasts probably don’t need any help to look fabulous, but in that top, you can bet that she’s grabbing everyone’s attention while she’s teaching the unruly coeds at St. Mackenzie’s! Can I just say that I absolutely adore the whole concept of the St. Mackenzie’s site? The whole thing is just perfectly executed, with both the staff and students being equally sexy. And I love that they’re always bringing in more “roles” to expand their cosplay repertoire – the Japanese exchange student or the fiesty French maid as two examples. Love that site forever!

I’m not sure why, but it seems that blonde cam babe Spencer Nicks has decided to have a rave in her bathtub. Well, to be honest, I can’t blame her – the few raves I’ve been to were just kind of eh for me. Probably cause I’m boring and don’t use any drugs, so everyone else just seemed crazy to me. I remember finding a Mexican dude who was selling watermelon juice and just hanging around him for awhile because everywhere else was just full of random people trying to grab at me. MORAL OF THE STORY: I am a crotchety old woman who is no fun at raves. But Spencer looks like she’d be cool, right? It just looks like she might steal all the glowstick jewelry ever, so I guess you’d have to guard your glowy bracelets lest she run off to a bathroom and take sexy photos with them like she’s doing here. How ominous!

My inability to remember things strikes again – I downloaded this content set to make a gallery, because the girl is absolutely gorgeous… but I no longer remember her name. And the source, 1-By-Day, aside from being oddly named, happens to have over a thousand models on its roster. Uh, I’m a bit too lazy to sift through them all and try to find her again! Even if she does have one of the most spectacular butts on the planet. Seriously, image #11? I might kill to have an ass that perfect. It reminds me of the time one of my male friends tried to make the slang “onion butt” happen – as in, a booty so flawless that it brings tears to your eyes? Kind of a dumb term, but for once I totally get it. Mysterious hot black lady, you have such a nice body that you’ll make me seriously entertain the validity of dumb slang and catchphrases. I think you should be proud.

I’m sorry guys, I just don’t have it in me to be all cute and snarky with my gallery descriptions today. I’m in such a sadface mood that even cute Asian girls like Christine aren’t helping me snap out of it… but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to still post her yummy photoset for you to enjoy! She’s got a beautiful face and a super-toned, long, lean body (which is shown off quite nicely both in her teeny-tiny red bikini and out of it) – I’m sure that quite a few of you will be dreaming about this gorgeous Party All Star babe tonight, and I can’t blame you one bit!

I am actually cold as hell right now. For some reason, today is super chilly, and even with the heat running a bit I’m still feeling kinda frosty. So let’s all warm ourselves up by checking out these photos of Briana Lee looking all snuggly and comfortable in her cute longsleeved tee and knit beanie? Ah, and don’t worry about the longsleeve part – it’s low cut as hell and she takes her boobs out eventually anyway =3 So come on in and get toasty!

Okay, let’s be real here. What are the odds that any straight male would react to a gorgeous blonde running around, stripping and flashing in public, the way that the dude in photos #5 of this gallery does? I’d think that seeing someone as beautiful as Layden in any state of undress would make a guy want to throw a fiesta (uh, among other things, of course), not walk away shrugging like it’s no big deal. If you agree with me, well, get your party favors ready, cause there’s a whole lot more of Layden over at First Time Videos - you can see the page for this specific episode here, but I think that you’ll want to browse the site a bit. ‘Cause that’s how FTV is, it’s like… a sexy… sandpit? I don’t even know how to make words today, whatever, but you get my meaning, right? There’s so many hot chicks there that you can just lose yourself in gorgeous girls doing very bad things. Much more enjoyable than quicksand.

I have a soft spot for girls who get all festive and cosplay-tastic for holidays, so it’s no surprise that I totally love ex-FTV girl Danielle. I feel like I’ve typed that sentence before – or at least the sentiment – a million times before, but it’s true! Girls who cosplay are my favorites, plain and simple. And I’m totally the type who likes to get cute themed decorations for various holidays for my apartment, so I guess it makes sense that I like to see pretty girls similarly all dolled up – it appeals to the same inner kitsch-loving part of my brain, I guess. Except that Danielle FTV is way sexier than my apartment. And also, she’s a person, not a building. Welp, that whole attempt at clever allegory broke down quickly, huh? Quick, stop reading this and check out the hot photos – I’m sure when you get a load of how nicely Danielle’s curvy body fills out this St. Patrick’s Day beermaid outfit (and the scandalous things she’s doing with a Guinness bottle!), you’ll forget all about my dumbass word vomit. So yeah, take a look at her lucky charms and I’ll just be leaving now =X

To all those nerdy internet-addicts out there who talk about how they’d love nothing more than to score with a hot, curvy redhead – hello. I have someone to introduce you to, and I think that you’re going to like her very much. Meet Avery, of Party All Star - she has just the right amount of curves, a cute smile, and waves of tousled, sexy red hair. Interested yet? Did I mention that she also seems to enjoy doing things like writhing around in a see-through black bodysuit while wearing adorable kitty ears? Because yeah, that’s a thing that she does too – just in case she wasn’t hitting all the internet’s favorite fetishes, she decided to toss in some nekomimi flavor for good measure, I guess! So yeah, you don’t have to say anything – I already know you love her. You’re welcome.

Since there’s like, no chance in hell that I’d find a photo or video set featuring a hot gamer girl actually playing a video game while somehow still being Valentine’s Day themed, let’s just settle for the next best thing, shall we? A known gamer chick – in this case, Gamer Fetish favorite Brooke Marks - posing all scantily-clad in some V-Day lingerie works just fine for me! You may actually recognize the kitchen she’s posing in as the very same place where she drank a bottle of NyQuil and nuked her World of Warcraft disc (what) – and if you don’t, click that link and watch the video. It’s where I first fell in love with Brooke, I think. Which brings me to my next point: Dear Brooke, I love you as much as a random internet person can love some chick they’ve never spoken to and just post dirty pictures of on her blog, but I gotta say it – you’re getting a tad bit too skinny for my tastes. Clearly, you need to sit on your ass and play WoW all day more often, girl. Or like, set up a wishlist in your member’s area and add a bunch of awesome gourmet (or Japanese, if you’re feeling JRPG-y) snacks on it, and enjoy the deliciousness that comes rolling in to your mailbox. But seriously, woman, you don’t need to be all super-skinny ’cause you were already flawless. That is my preachy message of the day that Brooke will probably never see, but I just had to say it =P

So, Natasha Belle isn’t brand spanking new on the solo girl scene anymore, but I still manage to become freshly infatuated with her every time that I see her! She’s so flawlessly gorgeous that it almost pisses me off. If that makes… any sense at all? Anyhow, here she is looking as beautiful as ever in a pinkish-red babydoll lingerie set – posing like the most lovely and seductive Valentine’s Day date that you’ll ever have. Go ahead, let your imaginations run wild about what you and Natasha would do on your fantasy date – I won’t tell =3

As I’ve said before, I see shades of famed lingerie model Adriana Lima in web model Bailey Knox… so who better to don a Valentine’s Day themed getup that’s reminiscent of the Victoria’s Secret Angels garb? And she does look lovely in it – the deep red color of the wings and her barely-there outfit really sets off her golden brown skin rather nicely, doesn’t it? I have to say, I’ve always been partial to deep golden skin paired with dark, golden-brown hair – it’s just a delicious combination. I guess, since I’ve always preferred brunettes to blondes, it’s my ideal interpretation of the whole ‘California surfer girl’ fantasy that’s so popular. Or maybe it’s just that it’s hot, who knows. Anyhow, consider this set my late Valentine’s Day gift to you – I meant to get it up on the big day (and I might still totally retroactively date the blog post Feb 14th even though I’m totally outing my fuckup here) but I’ve been… distracted. We’ll leave it at that, since you’re probably distracted in a different way by Bailey’s divine beauty!

If you’re a big fan of cute blonde teens, you probably already know about the awesomeness that is Pinky June. But if you don’t keep up with web models, prepare to have your mind blown – cause this chick is gorgeous and really deliciously dirty! This Valentine’s Day gallery is a very sweet, innocent-but-not-really introduction to Ms. June – she strips off her red and black lingerie, covers herself in candy hearts, and then proceeds to enjoy the fuck out of her V-Day gift to herself… a clear glass dildo. You know you want to see more of her already, so get to it already!

You know how when the release date of a game that you’re reaaaaaally looking forward to gets really close, you sort of stop being able to focus on anything else without getting distracted by thoughts of all dat delicious gaming to come? Okay, well that’s sort of like daily life for my ADD-addled brain anyway, but it’s really at an extreme now that Devil Survivor 2 is less than a month away. I’m seriously even listening to the arranged version of the OST while I’m typing this, just because I’m so excited that I need SOME sort of fix. And that’s why you’re not really getting much of a decent description for this gallery – my head is completely in the clouds ad I’m almost too giddy to type words =P Yes, SMT games have an unhealthy hold on me, I know. Anyhow, the girl’s name is Monroe Lee, and she’s posing with various games (apparently, she’s not one of those console loyalist types – she’s got PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 titles) while sort of playing a Forza game in the background. Also, she really loves showing off her butt – like half of her poses are ass up, which I’m sure merits no complaints from you guys xD

Holy shit, dem boobies. JAVModel cutie Kei Megumi sure has some cosmic tits, doesn’t she? I’m sort of dumbfounded, to be honest. But for those of you who share my love of Asian chicks AND big boobs, Kei is sort of your holy grail of hotness. Slender body, cute face, but with gigantic breasts. I feel like all I can type right now is various versions of “that girl sure has huuuuge tits,” so pardon my tunnel vision in this particular gallery description. Because Japan, because boobs, because… whoa. Just whoa.

I wanted to make this gallery description full of witty jokes and discussion about why guys love watching girls getting ready to go out, but I can’t. I just can’t! I am far too distracted by the amazing stockings that Rachel Sexton is wearing in these photos. I love thigh-high stockings more than is probably healthy, and these are amazing. At first, I thought that they were a heather gray sort of faux ‘t-shirt’ material – which, tbh, would be kinda rad – but it looks like they’re not that crazy. Whatever, they still look incredible – and Rachel looks flawless in them!

Man, today I must be in a nerd frenzy, because this is the second sort of Otaku-catering gallery that I’ve put up (the first was this one of Lucky Star hentai). I guess it’d be more effective weeaboo-bait if she was Asian, but eh. Bryci is gorgeous and an internet drama phenomenon, fuck the haters. Anyhow, she’s posing and teasing with all of her favorite Hello Kitty memorabilia – she even has the cute little bow in her hair! – and looking flawless while doing so. According to her site, this set is part of a ‘thank you’ for the member who purchased her all the HK goodies off of her wishlist. I’d say that a 66 photo set of Bryci looking super-hot is a pretty awesome thank-you gift, wouldn’t you?

We’re half-way through January, right around the time when New Year’s resolutions to work out regularly start losing their steam… so here’s some motivation: sexy Latina cutie Cindy Cupcakes looking absolutely delectable while she “works out” – aka poses seductively and shows off her cute little booty – with her big blue exercise ball. Okay, so it may not make you feel like hitting the gym, but I’d bet you’ve got some other sort of physical activity in mind now, am I right?

This is one of the newest solo girls to hit the internet recently and she is a true beauty. This is Natasha Belle and just look how perfect her bum is! I love teen solo porn and solo models and this site is perfect for them. With nearly all solo girls listed in an easy to browse category section you are sure to find the girl who you fancy the most. All of these solo models are beautiful it is just a case of finding the one you want to fuck the most. Enjoy the high quality porn pictures and videos here and be sure to check back for the daily updates of new solo girls getting naked. Use the search function to find exactly what you want but there are also categories so you can view all girls wearing bikinis or in lingerie etc. We have it all

I’d say that this was a Supergirl sort-of cosplay set, but let’s be real: these photos are less about Supergirl and more about Katie Banks and her super-boobies. And they are glorious, aren’t they? According to some of her blog posts at her site, they’re 30-I. Um, wow. Definitely deserving of being called superpowered, huh? And she really keeps the camera focused on them in these self-shot pix – which is nice, but at the same time, I like to see her beautiful face as well! Don’t get me wrong, though – I’m not complaining at all. When a hot chick like Katie decides to dress up in nerdy comic book gear and flash her gorgeous body for your personal enjoyment, you’d have to be sort of insane to not love it!