Here’s some top secret info: once upon a time, I got a lap dance. Okay, so nowadays it’s not so rare for girls to go to the strip club, but apparently it’s still seen as intriguing when you mention something like that to a guy. It was actually kind of funny - the girl and I were just having a totally normal conversation while she was rubbing all up on me… that’s probably not very sexy at all, huh? So let’s distract ourselves from my failed anecdote and hand things over to blonde bombshell Malloy Martin, who happens to be getting a positively sizzling lapdance in these photos from one smoking hot brunette stripper. I don’t know the name of the girl who is teasing Malloy in this set, but she looks remarkably like Karlie Montana, IMO. That, or some combination of Miley Cyrus and Khloe Kardashian, except legal and with a better body. And Malloy, of course, has that sort of super va-va-voom glamour to her look that’s reminiscent of the late 90’s/early 2000’s Jenna Jameson… you know, back when Jenna was hot and didn’t look like a foot thanks to meth and eating disorders. Um, I’m totally rambling today, why is that? I’ll, uh, just be going over here now…