Okay, since like… everyone and their brother is obsessed with that new Roman gladiator show “Spartacus: BLOOD AND SAND” (sorry for the caps, but the subtitle makes me lol uncontrollably) on Starz, here is some on-theme softcore porn starring one of my favorite blonde bombshells! Ember Reigns is no stranger to cosplay – click that link to see a few of her other costumed photo sets – so it’s no surprise that she’s decided to go a bit medieval with skimpy silver armor, a shield, a sword, and some awesome, barbarian-esque boots. I’m not sure exactly how polished her gladiator skills are, but I’m willing to bet that she’d have the upper hand in any battles, regardless – her opponents would be too distracted by them titties and dat ass to put any thought into tactics or defense. And that is why… wait for it… Ember REIGNS!
At first glance, I knew that Adriana was hot in that dark-skinned Latina, Rosario Dawson way, but it’s strange… the more I look at her, the more I’m taken by her. Seriously, by the time I’d finished cropping the thumbnails for this gallery, I was about ready to head to South American, bust down the doors at the Real Teen Latinas office and demand that they give me her number or something… that body is just incredible, and her smile is positively heart-melting. Apparently I’m not alone in these feelings, since she’s one of the fan favorites at the Real Teen Latinas website – she started out with just one set, but due to overwhelming member demand, she’s now a regular. I approve!
Okay, so first things first… yes, this girl is seriously named Cox. If that name didn’t make her destined for a career in internet nudity, I don’t know what would… but I’m not complaining, because she’s a smoking hot redhead and thusly the perfect girl for me to post on St. Patrick’s Day, right? Right. So anyway, Cox A. hails from that shining beacon of gorgeous naked women also known as MET-ART, and, well, she’s just as beautiful as you’d expect, given their track record of awesome taste. So yeah, I have no idea if she’s actually Irish or not since I’m feeling too lazy to look up her profile, but I think she’s pretty enough with her slender body and curly flame-colored hair that I just don’t really care!
The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML” …Well, wait. The first part fits, but there’s nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so… um, oops. Unless you’re being like, “Christine, please come fuck my life” as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. …Okay, you know what, I just… I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine’s website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can’t even write decently today! So, um… bye?
