I’m sitting here, drinking tea and trying to work up the motivation and energy to go work out… so I’m making a gallery of Asian cutie Jenny Chu. You’d think that’d be unrelated, but it’s not! You see, Jenny Chu happens to have an enviously firm, round booty and some nice long legs that aren’t too thick or thin. She’s got the exact type of toned and lean lower body that I always dream of having – and the rest of her ain’t so bad, either! Notice that she manages to look smoking hot in these photos, even though she’s not all dolled up (she’s just rocking shorts, sandals, a polo shirt, and minimal makeup) – a true test of a top tier hottie, in my opinion. And this particular half-Chinese, half-Vietnamese import model passes with flying colors!

The weird thing about a lot of the “artistic nudes” models is that there are so many of them who change their name depending on which website they’re on. So I have no idea if this girl always goes by Angelina, but she looks familiar enough that I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere else. Actually, now that I’m checking out her FEMJOY profile, they have a whopping THIRTEEN SETS of her posted in the past year or so, which makes it likelier that I saw her on their site and just forgot her name because my short-term memory is all but nonexistant. Um… I really have no idea why I’m telling everyone this as the gallery description, now that I’m re-reading what I just wrote. But you know what? Fuck it, I’m leaving it as-is because I can. You’re probably just looking at the photos anyhow, right? I could be discussing m-theory up here and nobody would notice because of Angelina’s rather hypnotic good looks. I think. Um, I’m leaving now… bye…?

I don’t know this chick’s name, but she’s one of the alt models from Kaos Kittens and she’s really gorgeous, so I should probably put some effort into finding out who she is so I can browse through more of her stuff in their archives. But I’m feeling out of it and lazy today, so for now I’m just gonna be content with ogling how awesome her body looks in that crazy chainmail dress she’s rocking. The photo set also has some pix of her with bullets, but I think you can tell which part was my favorite since I almost exclusively used the chainmail dress bits for this gallery. I just can’t get over how good it looks against her chocolate brown skin, or how it manages to be explicit and teasing all at once. But then again, Kaos Kittens tends to be pretty good at combining hot chicks, sexy photography, and fantastic art directing, so… I guess I’m not surprised at how much I’m liking this photo shoot!

So my beloved April O’Neil told me that she would, quote, “kiss [your] lazy ass” if I told y’all to go vote for her at The Freak Squad’s Freak Of The Year Contest, so there you go! I quit being lazy and watching Giant Bomb’s Persona 4 endurance run (yes, I’m late, but I’ve played the game like 4 times so it’s not like there’s a risk of spoilers anymore) to make this gallery just for that purpose, haha. I mean, I gotta help out a fellow girl gamer, especially when she’s got lovely tits, right? So yeah, go vote for her, and also visit Twistys or something since that’s where these photos come from.