To be honest, I sort of don’t even know what to write for this update - Got Gisele is so beautiful that it’s sort of played out to talk about it at this point. Yeah, she’s megas hot, with an absurdly perfect body. She always dresses up for holidays, which makes me love her lots, but I’m certain that I’ve said that before. Dammit Gisele, quit being so awesome! It’s making it hard for me to think of words to describe you that aren’t just repetitive/thesaurus-y variations of “hot, sexy, flawless” and so on and so forth. And why do you look so cute with that cupid’s bow-and-arrow prop and all the romantic rose petals! Who gave you permission to be so lovely and perfectly decked out for Valentine’s Day??? I mean, you look gorgeous and all, but it’d totally ruin the weird pseudo-tsundere thing that I have going on to admit it (again)… j-just… um… Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone… and you too, Gisele =3

This girl is beautiful, no doubt, and that’s why I’ve uncovered a bit of a mystery: does she go by Ashton Richards or Aston Richards? Her profile at I Heart Babes calls her both Ashton AND Aston, and my Google-Fu skills have uncovered a blog and twitter where she seems to use the Ashton name exclusively – but then there’s also this website, which certainly seems to be the same girl, if a bit younger and calling herself Aston. Maybe she realized that the name Aston opened itself up for too many Ass-town jokes and now she’s got darker hair, is shooting for places like IHB, and goes by Ashton? She’s a new face to me, but I’m sort of in love with her cute smile and total Summer Glau/Olivia Wilde-ish-ness, so I really want to track down more of her recent work. You know, for artistic appreciation purposes! So yeah, if any of you know which name is current and which site she appears on the most nowadays, please drop me a comment and let me know – for now, I’ll just keep her page at IHB bookmarked, as well as the previously linked official site for maximum internet creeping!

I’ve done my fair share of gym-going – when I was in college, my dorm was right next to one of the phys centers, so my roommates and I would take all sorts of classes, from kickboxing to yoga, when we were bored. I do remember some girls that apparently were much braver than I and would wander around the women’s locker room buck naked – but I have to say, I never ran into anyone with so much shameless self-confidence in their body that they’d be daring enough to pull off what Janessa Brazil is doing in this photo set! But then again, she does have an almost infuriatingly perfect body, so I guess she can’t really be blamed for wanting to show it off to anyone who happened to walk over to her corner of the weight room. Janessa tends to do sneaky/naughty things like this all the time – she carries her iPhone everywhere with her and uses it for a lot of impromptu striptease photoshoots like this one – I wonder if she ever gets caught? But then again, if you were the one to stumble onto such a beautiful Brazilian babe in a situation like this, would you really bother to report her? I’d probably just stare, totally dumbstruck – at both her hotness & boldness!