Something about I Love Makenzie seems sort of familiar to me, but I really can’t put my finger on it… I’m not sure if she reminds me of someone I know, a celebrity, or even another solo girl. It’s gonna bug me until I figure it out! That aside, though… her eyes are sort of incredible. If you’ve ever met anyone IRL with those sort of super vibrant blue eyes, you know that it can be almost spellbinding. Combine that with her gorgeous body and it results in it being near impossible to tear your eyes away from Makenzie – not that you’d have any reason to want to look away, given how lovely she looks doing this desktop striptease =3

Football-themed galleries always sort of bring to light how ironic it is that I even run a website called Sexy Athlete Babes, give that I could give two shits about 90% of organized sports. I like soccer, bitches. And that’s about it. But I still totally appreciate how hot girls look when they’re all decked out (or stripped out of) athletic gear, and so I continue on with the site anyway. My newest victim of “lolfootball but it’s hot so posting” syndrome is newbie solo girl Spencer Nicks, who really has the wide-eyed, fresh-faced blonde good looks necessary to be any team’s favorite cheerleader. It seems that her heart – and sexy body – belong to the Chicago Bears, though, so all other fans can go despair in the corner now. Once you’re finished, get back here and, uh, “appreciate” her beauty, okay?

Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.

Delicious brunette Vanilla DeVille first hit the web around 1999, which also happens to be roughly around the same time I started my soon-to-be heavy internet addiction. Coincidence? Well… yeah, for me, because I was a teenage girl who was more concerned with her freshman year in high school, but I’m sure that for a lot of guys my age, Vanilla was one of the first internet models that they got truly hooked on. I’m pretty confident in that theory because Vanilla’s drop-dead gorgeous, and had I been a horny young guy at that point, she would’ve been the greatest thing ever. Actually, she’s still sort of the greatest thing ever… to use a super cliched expression, she’s aged like a fine wine and now markets herself as a MILF/cougar type. This photo set from Anilos where she puts her goods on proud display shows why I hope that she’ll keep showing off for us for the next decade as well, cause Lawd, that lady is beautiful…

So, apparently this Ivy Snow chick is an online poker player of some reknown? Or something… I’ve played a total of like, two games of poker ever and only vaguely remember being one of the last two standing due to beginner’s luck. For awhile, almost every guy I knew was hopping onto the “I’mma be a pro poker player” bandwagon, so maybe that’s why I sort of avoided it. Poker fatigue? I’m derailing here, the point was I know jack shit about poker or if this chick is actually a known entity in those circles at all. But Ivy’s hot for real: dark red hair, some nice tattoos, a tight body, and some lovely boobies. All in all, a nice package, but I wish her gimmick was something other than poker… I don’t like things that I can’t make bad jokes about due to my ignorance, dammit!

Aiden is a sporty & fit brunette girl who has come to First Time Videos to try her first real masturbation videos and public scenes… We see her skateboarding, pulling her top off and continuing to play & show off those perfect round c-cup breasts. Then completely naked, she walks home to masturbate. Using her fingers to orgasm first, then a vibrator for a second, notice the juices that build up and flow down her vagina! She then tries to stuff as many fingers as she can… Later, she walks down an office hallway, in a sexy secretary outfit, and gives us upskirt views, spreading & fingering along the way. She finds a spot on a table, and starts masturbating with a large glass vibrator… watch the hard penetration as she enjoys the whole experience out in the open! We then go to a busy gym, and watch her do all kinds of exercise topless, as the guys smile and watch… then she goes to the changeroom to videotape herself spreading and fingering. Out jogging completely nude on the street, she warms herself up again by finger rubbing herself, then goes home to try the Vibraking Toy. What a reaction! It causes her to squirt for the first time in her life, strong orgasms and several wet gushes everywhere! Strong vaginal responses as well. It surprises her and the photographer! To finish off, we check out her private parts up close as she spreads for us (all wet inside…) and then gives her very fit form a hard breast & butt massage. Enjoy this active girl, she’s full of sexual pleasures and adventure!

I’m usually not super into the whole baby oil niche – to me, a lot of times they just look… greasy. But the photography and models at Baby Oil Fetish are both so good that it may have transformed me into a true believer! Case in point: This gorgeous set of black model Natasha, looking completely amazing all oiled up and lit with red and purple lights. Her skin and body look absolutely flawless – and the fact that she seems like she’s having a blast, dancing around completely naked, is also a huge plus. Smiling girls are so sexy to me, what can I say?

Mmmmmm, I’m so sleepy right now. Why do I always think it’s a good idea to try and write gallery descriptions when I’m half asleep and typoing all over the place? Seriously, you don’t wanna know how long it took me to write those first two sentences. Ava Dawn, you deserve better. You’re so gorgeous but there’s no way that my limited-functioning brain can express it properly. Plus, you have awesome huge pillowy boobs that make me want to rest my head on them and I’m so tired what am I even talking about right now? I think I should stop writing this right this instant and go to bed. Now.

It’s mid-September now, and the weather in my part of the world is starting to cool down (I welcome it this year, though – this past summer was way too hot and humid for my tastes) and get that Autumnal chill in the air. What better way to celebrate the changing of seasons than with a hot chick stripping out of her cozy sweater and skirt? Private School Jewel does have that classically “cute blonde Catholic school girl” look to her, and since Fall is irrevocably linked with school for most people, Jewel gets the honor of being the embodiment of Autumn sexiness this year. She’s lovely~

Okay, let me just be a stereotypical catty girl for a minute… Man, Bryci, why you gotta be so perfect? She’s totally giving me an inferiority complex here! A few years ago I considered doing the whole “sexy referee” thing for Halloween with one of my girlfriends (cliche, I know, but said friend was a die hard sports addict and thought it would be cute), but… now I’m sort of glad that I didn’t, cause I would be feeling totally lame next to how blazing hot Bryci is in her referee cosplay =P As if it’s not enough that she has a gorgeous face, she also has great boobs and an overall flawless body… bitch.

The terminology may be a hint that I’ve been playing too many online games, porn newbie time! Her name is Harley Spencer, and she is… well, she’s gorgeous. I kinda feel like her hotness can’t be expressed by just one adjective, though, so go look up “super megas sexy” in a thesaurus and mentally insert all the other words into this gallery description. I’d do it myself, but I’m sort of spellbound by all the Harley hotness right now ♥
