When looking for a fantasy cosplay Christmas set, who else would I turn to but Ember Reigns? She’s a drop-dead gorgeous blonde bombshell who loves to play dress-up (you can see some other Ember Reigns cosplay sets at the link), so it’s no surprise that she had an awesome Snow Fairy holiday costume all ready to go! Seriously, I love the effort she puts into her cosplay outfits – she really looks like some Goddess of Winter that you could run into atop a lonely mountain top, where she’d seduce you with a Christmas feast and her delicious body and then send you on some sort of quest to get, I don’t know, the Staff of Dread Peppermint or something similar. With a promise of even more holiday “gifts” upon your return to her, of course!
Let’s see: Velvet Hammer hypercaffeinated French Roast mixed with some of my homemade white chocolate cardamom creamer, topped off with a dollop of whipped cream and a few sprinkles of vanilla bean sugar. That’s what’s in my ideal cup of coffee, and it’s still nowhere near as sweet as these photos of boobielicious blonde Ember Reigns getting her early morning caffeine fix! But then again, coffee doesn’t have the advantage of a pair of 32FF tits busting out of a sexy, super-short, emerald-green nightie… type… thing (complete with a matching thong – that’s hot) like Miss Ember is rocking in this pictorial! So, yeah… that was never really a fair competition to begin with, I suppose…
Okay, since like… everyone and their brother is obsessed with that new Roman gladiator show “Spartacus: BLOOD AND SAND” (sorry for the caps, but the subtitle makes me lol uncontrollably) on Starz, here is some on-theme softcore porn starring one of my favorite blonde bombshells! Ember Reigns is no stranger to cosplay – click that link to see a few of her other costumed photo sets – so it’s no surprise that she’s decided to go a bit medieval with skimpy silver armor, a shield, a sword, and some awesome, barbarian-esque boots. I’m not sure exactly how polished her gladiator skills are, but I’m willing to bet that she’d have the upper hand in any battles, regardless – her opponents would be too distracted by them titties and dat ass to put any thought into tactics or defense. And that is why… wait for it… Ember REIGNS!
Man, I don’t think that I will ever tire of Ember Reigns – the busty blonde solo girl keeps churning out amazing photo shoots & videos, covering everything from cosplay and hardcore… to corsets and big dildos, like in this particular photo set! And damn, does she ever look amazing in said corset… well, when you’re rocking 32FF tits, it’s pretty much a given that they’ll look phenomenal all pushed up and perky in a satin-and-leather minidress, huh? That body of hers really is just plain out of this world. And like the maraschino cherry on top of a pile of whipped cream, she’s also toying herself to an orgasm in addition to being a scantily-clad hottie. She also does hardcore stuff too that you can see at her site… so yeah, basically what I’m saying is that Ember rules and if you don’t dig her as much as I do, you should probably get your eyes checked. The end.
Now, there are plenty of solo girls that I like, but it’s few and far between that I find ones that I love. Blonde bombshell Ember Reigns is one such case: not only is she a classically sexy blonde, but she’s also got huge tits (32FF!) and the girl loves her some cosplay. Seriously, it seems like she posts a new costume/theme photo or video set almost weekly… which makes yours truly very, very happy. Currently, I’m really loving this shoot she did all dressed up as a gorgeous golden fairy, wings and all! From the sparkling, shimmering gold body glitter to the… strategically-placed flowers, Ember Reigns is a deliciously sexy vision in fantasy.
You’ll have to forgive me. I’m making a bunch of Halloween galleries today for my various ~adult websites~ that I own, and while I freakin’ love this holiday (thus why I’m trying to share as much Halloween porn as is possible), I’m also getting over the stomach flu and so my brain isn’t really giving me much inspiration for what to talk about. So, yeah, this gallery of Ember Reigns as a super-sexy witch babe is awesome, hot, shows off her amazing body and great boobs, and she poses all cute in it, but my ADD is kicking in something fiercetoday (just while typing that last sentence, I caught myself staring at my wall three times). So like… boobs booobs booooooobs, Halloween rulez, Ember Reigns is hot stuff, text text text text, I need to refill my Adderall prescription… the end?
Okay, let’s get the obvious out of the way first – what do you think the odds are, that at some point during this photoshoot, newcomer Ember Reigns took a page from The Lonely Island’s book and yelled, “I’M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER” – or at the very least, some other quote from the super-trendy parody rap (if you’ve been living under a rock and have no clue what I’m talking about – here you go)? But, uh, anyhow – Ember Reigns is like, the college/post-grad version of that one chick in high school who was super popular, super-hot, and super-blonde… so if you ever had an unrequited crush on that type of girl, now you can see what would happen if she suddenly decided to tear her clothes off and show the entire world her great tits and sex skills. So, you know, it’s kind of awesome.
